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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up
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mettaworldrake:

mettaworldrake:

is sand called sand because its between sea and land?

thats FUCKED

holyy fakkkk


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suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents


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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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Anonymous asked:
Is it true that if I dropped the phone in water and I put it in rice overnight it will get fixed?

kittiezandtittiez:

Yes.

The rice naturally attracts Asians and they fix your phone.


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